[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Soldier Boy

She's written one for men now too...

"A man is someone who isn't a soft prick. Who doesn't have a beard, but a beaming bald face red as the sunset. They absolutely never have babies strapped to their chest. They do the fcuking, and do not want a woman to push a cucumber up their bum. They have time for strong independent women - and none for sad piss heads. They do not call anyone either "dude" nor "bro", and above all - a man has a hands-on approach and doesn't need another man to solve their problems."

Fairly accurate suppose.