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The Backstabbing Friend
You’re the most gutless boob to have ever starred in a campy horror flick. At every chance that presents itself, you run and abandon each of your friends, leaving a trail of snot and tears behind you. What hurts most, though, is the fact that you had the potential to be one of the greatest survivors. The audience doesn’t blame the killer for impaling you on a tree branch and roasting you over a campfire because – let’s face it – you deserve it, coward.
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This is all because I picked "The Stroke" by Billy Squier.
Btw, Buzzfeed, Halloweeen is not an eighties slasher, you noobs.
18-06-2024, 10:21 AM
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