[Parmy]

It's very suspicious that polling stations provide pencils, rather than pens.

Take your own pen..

[user104658]

Originally Posted by parmnion

It's very suspicious that polling stations provide pencils, rather than pens.

Take your own pen..

I wonder if it's a grand conspiracy... with the grannies volunteering at the polling and counting stations sitting with a wee rubber, furiously changing votes from Reform to Labour, and then taking the secret with them to the grave? It was going to be a Farage landslide .

BUT DON'T WORRY

Farage will maintain control of the military (who will secretly still be in control).

Right @Alf ?