[Ray.]

The donut is like the bagel's more exciting cousin. The bagel is a good and reliable fella, works in an office and goes to his daughter's recitals, etc., etc. Meanwhile the donut is going on fashion shows, fun runs, hiking, doing extreme sports like surfboarding and whatnot.

Meanwhile the bagel is like 'Well, I cross referenced this spreadsheet with the fax they sent us from our office in Surrey, and er, yeah it looks like we're missing a whole bunch of staplers.'