[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Adamw92

Maybe if Marcello spent less time thinking with his dick and wanking in the shower, he’d be using less energy and wouldn’t be so cranky about losing a chicken and taking it out on the wrong person.

I man feels contented and at ease after a good old ham shank, thus slowing the heart rate, which in turns makes a person burn less calories, so if anything it's actually saving him energy in the long run.