[Garfie]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Hahaha I had to go back and add in the tongue in case you thought I was being serious.

I know, Ben!

I saw that, but why do I, at present, still feel the need to be sat on a small stool in the corner, with my chin on my chest and my hands on my head!?

Can I just say, ‘Forgive me, Ben, for I have sinned’, and be released from my position of guilt and shame, and return to the sofa now please!?