[thesheriff443]

I once went to a car wash put the window down to enter the code

Entered code pulled forward pressed the e window button only for it not to go up
Sat through the whole wash cycle

[Holly Christmas]

I went to a public loo and pulled my jeans down but forgot I was wearing tights underneath. I peed through them

[The Human Santapede]

I woke up hungover on a beach in Melbourne dressed as a sheep to all these families on the beach and had to do a tram of shame home in said outfit.

[Parmy]

Ended up legs akimbo on an electric fence once.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Cranbenny Jamin

I woke up hungover on a beach in Melbourne dressed as a sheep to all these families on the beach and had to do a tram of shame home in said outfit.

Classic

[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by Cranbenny Jamin

I woke up hungover on a beach in Melbourne dressed as a sheep to all these families on the beach and had to do a tram of shame home in said outfit.

Ewe silly sausage. Baaaaad boy.

[Zizu]

We had a morning staff meeting.. it was lightly snowing outside … suddenly one of the older female staff suddenly said

“ look at the weather , so disappointing I was hoping to wake up to 6” this morning “

There were people spitting out their brews ..

[Merry Mockmas]

Me and my Brother went to a Chinese Takeaway that was local to us at the time (and we knew some of the workers there on a more casual basis) well, while we were waiting for our food to be finished this guy comes through the door, possibly a bit drunk if I'm being honest.

Anyway the place had this Asian woman who worked there (and she was really pretty tbf, I don't know what she was doing in Tamworth lol) but she had been working there for as long as I can remember anyway.

Long story short this drunk guy comes into the building and starts flirting with her in what sounded to me and my Brother like it was Chinese, but the best part was that she couldn't understand what he was saying and started looking at me and my Brother to see if we could understand what he was saying.

Tbf he really sounded drunk when attempting to speak Chinese to her, but it was hilarious all the same.

[Christmas Lights]

Originally Posted by Santa Goth

Me and my Brother went to a Chinese Takeaway that was local to us at the time (and we knew some of the workers there on a more casual basis) well, while we were waiting for our food to be finished this guy comes through the door, possibly a bit drunk if I'm being honest.

Anyway the place had this Asian woman who worked there (and she was really pretty tbf, I don't know what she was doing in Tamworth lol) but she had been working there for as long as I can remember anyway.

Long story short this drunk guy comes into the building and starts flirting with her in what sounded to me and my Brother like it was Chinese, but the best part was that she couldn't understand what he was saying and started looking at me and my Brother to see if we could understand what he was saying.

Tbf he really sounded drunk when attempting to speak Chinese to her, but it was hilarious all the same.

Suddenly I'm reminded of this lol

Youtube video