[Mystic Mock]

Me and my Brother went to a Chinese Takeaway that was local to us at the time (and we knew some of the workers there on a more casual basis) well, while we were waiting for our food to be finished this guy comes through the door, possibly a bit drunk if I'm being honest.

Anyway the place had this Asian woman who worked there (and she was really pretty tbf, I don't know what she was doing in Tamworth lol) but she had been working there for as long as I can remember anyway.

Long story short this drunk guy comes into the building and starts flirting with her in what sounded to me and my Brother like it was Chinese, but the best part was that she couldn't understand what he was saying and started looking at me and my Brother to see if we could understand what he was saying.

Tbf he really sounded drunk when attempting to speak Chinese to her, but it was hilarious all the same.