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Old 15-12-2024, 06:24 AM #1
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…and on the 15th day, a poem dedicated to all of the TiBB turkeys…

Talking Turkeys by Benjamin Zephaniah

Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side.
I got lots of friends who are turkeys
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.

Turkeys just wanna play reggae
Turkeys just wanna hip-hop
Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying,
‘I cannot wait for de chop’,
Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV,
Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

I once knew a turkey called…Turkey
He said “Benji explain to me please,
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?”,
I said “I am not too sure turkey
But itÕs nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash’.

Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join Turkeys United an dey’ll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends ‘FOR LIFE’.



…and it’s a cracker, as they say…

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas…?….
Spoiler:

He was hooked on trees his whole life…



On this day of 15 December in 1984 ‘Do They Know It's Christmas' by Band Aid entered the chart at No.1 and stayed at the top for 5 weeks…at the time it was the biggest selling single ever in the UK, with sales of over three and a half million…
Spoiler:



15 December is also Cupcake Day so a Christmas cupcake for all of us who TiBB…only the one cupcake, though…as Christmas is very much a time of sharing…




…and the Christmas song I’ve chosen today is…well, a Christmas song/and probably my own favourite version of it…




Wishing you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas…be safe, be happy ….and take care…xxx…


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…and on the 15th day, a poem dedicated to all of the TiBB turkeys…

Talking Turkeys by Benjamin Zephaniah

Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side.
I got lots of friends who are turkeys
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.

Turkeys just wanna play reggae
Turkeys just wanna hip-hop
Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying,
‘I cannot wait for de chop’,
Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV,
Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

I once knew a turkey called…Turkey
He said “Benji explain to me please,
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?”,
I said “I am not too sure turkey
But itÕs nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash’.

Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join Turkeys United an dey’ll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends ‘FOR LIFE’.



…and it’s a cracker, as they say…

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas…?….
Spoiler:

He was hooked on trees his whole life…



On this day of 15 December in 1984 ‘Do They Know It's Christmas' by Band Aid entered the chart at No.1 and stayed at the top for 5 weeks…at the time it was the biggest selling single ever in the UK, with sales of over three and a half million…
Spoiler:



15 December is also Cupcake Day so a Christmas cupcake for all of us who TiBB…only the one cupcake, though…as Christmas is very much a time of sharing…




…and the Christmas song I’ve chosen today is…well, a Christmas song/and probably my own favourite version of it…




Wishing you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas…be safe, be happy ….and take care…xxx…


Yass Ammi. What an AB FAB calendar entry (I'm channelling my inner Patsy) you have given us. A gem! Loved the poem....did you write it! Brilliant either way

I was eagerly anticipating your entry this morning and you certainly fulfilled any expectations my love. Merry Christmas Ammi and forgive me in advance for making your Christmas story character fond of drinking! Lol. Xxxx

PS. Loved that version of Chestnuts.
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Yass Ammi. What an AB FAB calendar entry (I'm channelling my inner Patsy) you have given us. A gem! Loved the poem....did you write it! Brilliant either way

I was eagerly anticipating your entry this morning and you certainly fulfilled any expectations my love. Merry Christmas Ammi and forgive me in advance for making your Christmas story character fond of drinking! Lol. Xxxx

PS. Loved that version of Chestnuts.
Fab Ammi....love a cup cake
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…and on the 15th day, a poem dedicated to all of the TiBB turkeys…

Talking Turkeys by Benjamin Zephaniah

Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side.
I got lots of friends who are turkeys
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.

Turkeys just wanna play reggae
Turkeys just wanna hip-hop
Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying,
‘I cannot wait for de chop’,
Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV,
Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

I once knew a turkey called…Turkey
He said “Benji explain to me please,
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?”,
I said “I am not too sure turkey
But itÕs nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash’.

Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join Turkeys United an dey’ll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends ‘FOR LIFE’.



…and it’s a cracker, as they say…

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas…?….
Spoiler:

He was hooked on trees his whole life…



On this day of 15 December in 1984 ‘Do They Know It's Christmas' by Band Aid entered the chart at No.1 and stayed at the top for 5 weeks…at the time it was the biggest selling single ever in the UK, with sales of over three and a half million…
Spoiler:



15 December is also Cupcake Day so a Christmas cupcake for all of us who TiBB…only the one cupcake, though…as Christmas is very much a time of sharing…




…and the Christmas song I’ve chosen today is…well, a Christmas song/and probably my own favourite version of it…




Wishing you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas…be safe, be happy ….and take care…xxx…


did you write that poem Ammi
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….ahhhhh no, the poem was written by the wonderful professor of poetry, Benjamin Zephaniah who died last year in 2023…he was also an actor and played a part in Peaky Blinders but it’s not something I’ve watched so I don’t know what his character was…he was also a musician/very multi talented…it’s a great poem, I think…
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….ahhhhh no, the poem was written by the wonderful professor of poetry, Benjamin Zephaniah who died last year in 2023…he was also an actor and played a part in Peaky Blinders but it’s not something I’ve watched so I don’t know what his character was…he was also a musician/very multi talented…it’s a great poem, I think…
it is brilliant yes, thanks for sharing
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….ahhhhh no, the poem was written by the wonderful professor of poetry, Benjamin Zephaniah who died last year in 2023…he was also an actor and played a part in Peaky Blinders but it’s not something I’ve watched so I don’t know what his character was…he was also a musician/very multi talented…it’s a great poem, I think…

Do you not fancy Peaky Blinders ??

I was completely hooked within the first few minutes …


You should watch the start of Episode1 or maybe watch the official trailer ??
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Christmas is full of shiny things
That sparkle, gleam and glow
These holiday pleasures dazzle us
And yet deep down we know...

That Christmas has its special gifts
But our year round joy depends
On the cherished people in our lives
Our family and our friends...


Not going to lie its been a tough year with those I cherish...but I am looking forward to a lovely Christmas with them.

I wish you all a heartfelt Happy Christmas because there is something special about each and every one of you.


....cue Greg Lake for me somebody please...
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Christmas is full of shiny things
That sparkle, gleam and glow
These holiday pleasures dazzle us
And yet deep down we know...

That Christmas has its special gifts
But our year round joy depends
On the cherished people in our lives
Our family and our friends...


Not going to lie its been a tough year with those I cherish...but I am looking forward to a lovely Christmas with them.

I wish you all a heartfelt Happy Christmas because there is something special about each and every one of you.


....cue Greg Lake for me somebody please...
….awww, it’s been a tough year for you all, Rusti……but the take away is also that as this year ends, you’re all looking forward to a lovely Christmas together…I wish you and your loved ones a very safe and happy 2025 …

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….awww, it’s been a tough year for you all, Rusti……but the take away is also that as this year ends, you’re all looking forward to a lovely Christmas together…I wish you and your loved ones a very safe and happy 2025 …


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Christmas is full of shiny things
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These holiday pleasures dazzle us
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That Christmas has its special gifts
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On the cherished people in our lives
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Not going to lie its been a tough year with those I cherish...but I am looking forward to a lovely Christmas with them.

I wish you all a heartfelt Happy Christmas because there is something special about each and every one of you.


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Merry Christmas Rusti. You're something special yourself xx
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Thank you Kate..x
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I was completely hooked within the first few minutes …


You should watch the start of Episode1 or maybe watch the official trailer ??
…I will take your recommendation in 2025 and move it up the watch list a few places…
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