[Parmy]

On a boat trip to island from Scotland for a days sightseeeing. I had about 20 quids worth of cannabis resin on me. I wasn't aware that there could be checks at the other side so panicked and ate the lot. My wife was very impressed at the meal I treated us to when I started pouring sugar all over it thinking it was salt. My uncontrollable guffawing didn't help. It was part of our honeymoon as well. Perhaps the start of the slippery slope as well.