[Maru]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…I don’t have a printer, I don’t find the need to print anything tbh…I did have one but we often clashed and never really gelled… so when we moved house, we didn’t invite it to move with us…hmmmm, did we hate each other…?…no, we just had different life goals…

Just pretend you're being paid to be here and you're at a protest and someone just gave you a big sign that said "HP printers bad". Make scary but fun paper jam sounds and jolting movements when the printer lobbyists walk by. You're going to wiggle that little sign and be as obnoxious as humanly possible without getting too arrested. You may or may not have taken a printer and throw it down some stairs to prove some random point, but in this age you'll only get an asspat and a PR bond from a chatty judge, so it's actually fine.

Enjoy your free holiday after you get paid big anti-printer bucks. I hear it's the Vegans upset again about something. Probably some animal jello they rely on too heavily for their "Instant Ink" program... probably to mass produce yet another version of Black.

Is Ink Vegan? Everything You Need To Know
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