[Niamh.]

Double damn you Jake

[Benjamin]

Task 2

And now Ladies, gentlemen and creatures of TiBB I present to you TiBB’s first rap battle!

Brace yourselves!

[Benjamin]

First up we have Jake, Mock, Niamh and Parmy…

Spoiler:

Throwing Shade by Ray Bans

Parmys on the Mic not sure what he can do
Whatever it is it's gonna be true.
He was set a task to cause a hullabaloo
So he called someone Dave when he wanted to be Sue.
Meghan on the mind and it has to be said, she should take her little podcast and put it to bed.
Take it away and there's nothing to troll, until then though, stick your wine up your bunghole.

Ray bans in the house to flabbergast Task Master MC,
We're cleaning up the awards with our death Ray squeegee,
Yo AnnieK, watch as your chances of winning crumple,
It's a dodeatdog world out there, just watch him choke and stumble

D'Dog gonna miss the whole Kaboodle,
Way too busy separating chocolate chips from a bowl of Chinese noodle.
Mock is gone and dumped us NO, not on us, this is no innuendo

Maru from America, loud on the floor,
Strictly tibb dancing like we ain’t seen it before.
Hands akimbo, posing for Task Masters crown,
But escargot pace got her slowing it down.
Monkeyshine moves, all flash no glow,
Forum games talk big, but the scores say no,
Try-hard energy, stealing the show.

[Strictly Jake]

Yes!!!! I knew i needed to pull something a bit special there to claw back some points. It paid off

[Benjamin]

This made me chuckle a lot

“So he called someone Dave when he wanted to be Sue.”

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

This made me chuckle a lot

“So he called someone Dave when he wanted to be Sue.”

Parmy's undiscovered Rap skills unveiled by the Task Master

[Benjamin]

Next up we have the duo of Annie and Maru (as Shaun dropped them due to backstage controversy because they wouldn’t let him be called Snoop DogEatDog)

Spoiler:

Our team name is: Task Assassins


This is our rap




We imagine it spat to these bars

Youtube video

[Benjamin]

And this is what the TM thought about your raps…

Spoiler:

If Jayzee teamed up with Lord Byron I think they’d have struggled to come up with a rap using the ten words in play. I was quite amazed and impressed by the two teams’ efforts.

The Task Assassins have clearly put in the production time with their entry, well presented with good graphics and even an example soundtrack. The Ray Bans used a gif of the legend that is RayGun.

Both of these raps could easily chart in my opinion, although what I know about rap you could write on the head of a pin, so don’t take my word for it. I do know that it’s been hard to split, both teams stepped up to the plate with equal style and aplomb, so for that reason I’ve decided to award them both 3 points each.

[Benjamin]

And the bonus point for team name goes to…

Spoiler:

A track called Throwing Shade by the Raybans was a great track title and the team name fitted perfectly. So I’ve decided to award them an extra point for their team’s name.

[Niamh.]

Woo

[Benjamin]

With that said and done, here’s how the points went and the current leaderboard! It’s very close!

Spoiler:

Round 3

Task 1

6 - Jake
5 - Niamh
4 - Mock
3 - Annie
2 - Parmy
1 - Maru

Task 2

4 - Jake
4 - Parmy
4 - Niamh
4 - Mock
3 - Maru
3 -Annie

Total from round 3

10 - Jake (well done for winning round 3)
9 - Niamh
8 - Mock
6 - Annie
6 - Parmy
4 - Maru

TOTAL OVERALL

30 - Annie
28 - Niamh
25 - Jake
25 - Maru
21 - Parmy
18 - Mock

[Benjamin]

Task 4 will be posted shortly.

But nice effort with the raps all. I was really impressed, as was the TM.

[Maru]

That rap was 100% Annie and I was graphics production assistant lol

[Benjamin]

ROUND 4

Task 1

Most flamboyant clock

As usual send me a picture of your flamboyant clock and your pitch as to why it’s the most flamboyant.


Task 2

Musically Challenged

You (as individuals this round) need to find a song which best describes the task master and why you feel it describes them. It can link to the title or lyrics, you need to explain to the TM your choice.

Will you go down the comedy, flattery, insulting routes, or something else?

Send me a YouTube vid or the link if you can’t post YT vids.

****

You have until Friday 4pm to send me your entries.


@Niamh. @Maru @Strictly Jake @Mystic Mock
@Parmy @AnnieK

[Maru]

I love the irony that for my dumpster fire, I scored accordingly

[Benjamin]

Also make sure to type in clocks when searching. You can send me flamboyant cocks, they’ll be appreciated, but won’t score you any points.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

2 points

Spoiler:

Parmy

How idle do you have to be to have a battery-operated hand fan? It probably takes more energy to load the batteries than it would take to waft yourself with a magazine.

U would look stupid wafting a tv times around your nether regions.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Parmy's undiscovered Rap skills unveiled by the Task Master

Yo yo yo.

[Maru]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Also make sure to type in clocks when searching. You can send me flamboyant cocks, they’ll be appreciated, but won’t score you any points.

How very flaccid