[Prole]

Of course, schools, the NHS, the unions and defence are all going so well under labour aren't they. What with General Sir Richard Dannatt resigning and telling the government their support of the troops has been deplorable. The government in turn tried to blacken his name by publishing his expenses only to find they were mininal... but that opened the can of worms that was their own expenses. The postal unions are striking again, class sizes increasing and our understaffed, filthy hospitals are barely able to cope.

The real problem is, it doesn't matter who you vote for, a bunch of self-serving hypocrites will get in.