[sooty]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Big Brother 10


Day 178

Lisa and David are at the Bus Stop
Lisa: Tellen ya Dave god knows why were still in here.
Davia: The thing is Lis, I dont mind being in here its just the Sausages have gone off!


Charlie and Rodrigo are in the Bathroom
Charlie: Roddy can you pass me the Shower Gel?
Rodrigo: No! You get it, Do it yourself!
Charlie: **** sake man I was only asking!
Rodrigo: Dont swear! Thees Disreespectfool!

Siavash and Sophie are in the Bedroom
Siavash: I wonder why were still in here? Its been 80 days after the Final is due!
Sophie: Oh has it? I lost count after Day 7
Siavash: Yeah I Should of won by now!

Marcus is in the Diary Room
Marcus: Why the **** are we still in here?
BB: Marcus calm down
Marcus: No **** That, I Demand an answer i`ll go up and open them doors with my bare hands!
BB: Marcus the Final has been delayed
Marcus: Why?
BB: Everyone has stopped watching.
Marcus: Theres only one girl in here.. Im lonely! *Slips hand down pants*
BB: Marcus..Please Dont
Marcus: I havent updated my Site in 178 Days you bastards! My fans want to know where I am!

Halfwit: Good morning, Bea. What's a beautiful day. Fancy a cup?
Bea: (For goodness sake, leave me alone,,,,,,,,,.)