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Old 29-11-2009, 10:49 PM #26
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I'm not seeing the funny side anymore? I must have **** humour LOL.
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My fave old family classic joke..

A man gets home from working a nightshift and decides to wake his wife by giving her oral sex.
He climbs under the bed cover, gentley spreads her legs and licks her pussy till she quivers and cums all over his face.
He goes to the bathroom to clean up and finds his wife in there shaving her legs..

"WHAT THE FÛÇK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!" He yells..

"sshhh!" she says.. "You'll wake your mother!"
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Meh I doubt most of you would be laughing if it was a homophobic joke but.... /touchy.
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I'm sick of everyone on here being so homophobic.
I mean if homosexuality were such a terrible thing then surely God would have sent something to wipe out all the gays.

Oh wait....
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'Coz straight people can't get AIDS lol.
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Blame the green monkey's for AIDS Not Gays!
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History of AIDS!

Paulo and Ian go to Africa.
Paulo and Ian get drunk.
Paulo and Ian see a monkey outside.
Paulo and Ian dance with the monkey.
Paulo and Ian have sex with monkey.
Paulo and Ian fly back home.
Paulo phones Ian and begs Ian to leave his wife.
Ian fûçks his wife Mandy.
Mandy later meets Desmond.
Mandy and Desmond get jiggy.
Mandy wants Desmond.
Kim, Lisa, Teashia, Tareeeshia, Shia and Jane also want Desmond.. Desmond is happy to oblige.


Moral of the story... Never trust two drunken gays with a monkey.
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