[ThaGazBoi]

Yo there my fellow TiBBers.

I'm Gary, I'm 19 years old and I live in a crappy place called DARTFORD. I'm 6ft and I'm a size 12 in shoes, have brown hair, brown eyes and wear SEXYSPECS. I'm a homosexual. If you tell me your BISEXUAL i tell you your a greedy fudgepacker, right! Currently have a boyfriend but I'm also seeing someone else which makes me a CHEATER but not really since my boyfriend lives in Manchester and it's different codes and that right. My favourite music consits of Lady GaGa, Good Charlotte and Alexandra Burke. I work in the co-operative and in Mottingham. It's alot of CRAP.

Reality TV is my specialitly. From Shipwrecked to Big Brother to Dancing on Ice, Strictly come Dancing and many more it's all gravy to me. I just LOVE IT. My favourite though is properly The Apprentice which I don't care what people say IT IS A REALITY PROGRAMME.

My hobbies consist of boozing, blazing and sexing. I also like a bit of football and the occassinal game of Tennis. I also play Golf with my mate but I am a bit rubbish at that and just like to pretend to spank my boyfriend with the club. I'M HARD. I've met a few celebrities- Victoria Beckham who I wanted to shag senseless and Dean Gaffney who tried to get into the knickers of my 16 year old cousin. I've also met Diana Vickers who was LOVELY and I saw Lily Allen on a underground train and she kept swearing at some old lady. I once appeared on telly in SHAMELESS playing a background character when they shot on location.

I am addicted to tea, weed and white chocolate and have a very bad temper if I can't have a cigarette. My mother is a nurse and my sister works as a barmaid and is a TOTAL BITCH. I also have a baby sister named Martina who is very sweet when she is asleep. I also have three magazine addictions - Inside Soap, Attitude and Heat.

THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. This was a total pain to write so you fudgers better read this.