[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

not sure if i will ever eat at this ladys place again lol but rat is not my fave dish at present lol the joe is thinking it was very mean to post my poem about her but thats the beuty of the net < we are all in cyber space lol


to my girlfriend

you wont no me, as our meeting was only brief,
and i am so sorry that in the 2 seconds, i gave you so much grief.
but from my heart i want to thank,
your cleaning and hygiene, is a rat bank.
i love your cooking, its the most gorgeous food,
but the way you feed me, is lower then rude.
all round the place you seem to scatter,
but i no you love me, as i admit i am getting fatter.
when you clean the dirt you just shift,
so i am thinking of a family, to you its my gift.
to move then in i need a contract,
that your standard wont ever subtract.
keep up the hard work and remember on your food i wont choke,
what's for dinner tonight "rat-a-2-E" my lovely girlfriend its a joke.

[Scarlett.]

no

[Beastie]

LOL

What does she cook for you?

[Stacey.]

omg, ratatouille
I was writing about it yesterday in my english homework lmfao

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

stacey < dont write about it < try cooking it girl < its yummmmmy lol

[Smithy]

why do you refer to yourself in the 3rd person

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Joe444

stacey < dont write about it < try cooking it girl < its yummmmmy lol

its food?!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Braden]

Originally Posted by Stacey.x

its food?!

Where you on about the movie ?

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Toasteee

Where you on about the movie ?

no, this book! :/ lol

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Joe444

jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

so, i still havent found out how old you are

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

stacey < the joe done not do internet dateing and meeting or any interest < i am simply here to chat and get views on life < dont worry about age < its just a number lol but i am alot older then you girl trust me.

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Joe444

stacey < the joe done not do internet dateing and meeting or any interest < i am simply here to chat and get views on life < dont worry about age < its just a number lol but i am alot older then you girl trust me.

ohh, haha

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

its 1030 pm here < what you doing up so late lol

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Joe444

its 1030 pm here < what you doing up so late lol

it is here too
why? you trying to get rid of me?!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

no stacey lol we can spend the night togther on this message board if you want lol

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

the joe has been dumped lol

[Scarlett.]

Joe and Stacey sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
then comes marriage
then comes a baby in a golden carraige

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Joe444

the joe has been dumped lol

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Chewy

Joe and Stacey sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
then comes marriage
then comes a baby in a golden carraige

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

u got it wrong < it goes like this

joe and stacey sitting in a tree,
k--i-s--s--i-n--g
first comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes jedward in there muliti millon pound carriage.
stacey nos a better offer and jumps in,
while joe is left rapping with no grin.
stacey is now a lady of leasure,
sitting on the jedward treasure.
joe is forgotton and dropped like a brick,
untill i went on x factor and got stacey tick.
now i am a rapper bigger then the king,
and all thats left to say is, stacey do you accecpt my ring ?

[Dr.Gonzo]

Joe, show some sense and get away from that crazy bastard.

[sooty]

Oh Joe

I like ratatouille, but not anymore.

Well I hope I do not remember rat-a2-e for long.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

sooty < come round to mine and i will cook you something and we can watch the big brother past series lol

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Joe444

sooty < come round to mine and i will cook you something and we can watch the big brother past series lol