[Patrick]

Oh PanCakes,
Our school apperantly has some sort of a retarded tradition (that no one has heard of except the teachers)
Where they give out Pancakes at break time.

So as were off we had to have 'Pancake Thursday' instead so this was earlier this week, and there was like a massive line for these pancakes, the stupid dicks.
Waiting in line for a pancake.

I do belive im better than everyone else in my school, Because I just am.
If you seen my school you would realise there all a bunch of uneducated, little pricks who dont have a clue what their doing, dont know **** about somthing until the last minute etc I just hate people like that.. anyway back to the Pancake story.


I went and waited in line, I did jump about 50 People though but thats as far as I got.
It seemed everyone was walking back with their pancakes in their mouths smiling, happily, satisfied.

So I was all excited, I was going to put like everything on my Pancake.

Got there and the stupid bellend of a Teacher was like 'Okay what would you like..' You wont belive this..

The Pancakes were those cheap ones you get from Tescos:


I was disgusted, I waited in line for a pancake, a nice one.

I wanted one like this:


So I threw the plate down at the table, walked away and tried to knock over the bowl of sugar.. which sort of failed as I missed

And then walked away.
And then my 2 friends came out 5 Minutes after eating away at their pancakes, little prats.


Tell me though, wouldnt you do the same thing if you were in my situation?
I mean you wait ages for a good flat pancake, you get their and they give you somthing they brought that morning in Tescos.

I was actually upset.

And they had these little stupid posters up around the school for it too, well they can shove their pancake Thursday up their arse.
Because this pancake Tuesday, I will be getting my own.
The FLAT Ones, With Lemon and Sugar and not the ones from Tescos.

From now on when I enter Tescos I will squash those pancakes the little small puffy ones that taste like **** and get tiring after a while.




OMFG I cant belive what a long post I just wrote about Pancakes..
Pancakes.
A Bloody Pancake, I really hate myself now.
I feel like deleting that but it would be such a waste of life if I did.

[MrGaryy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Oh PanCakes,
Our school apperantly has some sort of a retarded tradition (that no one has heard of except the teachers)
Where they give out Pancakes at break time.

So as were off we had to have 'Pancake Thursday' instead so this was earlier this week, and there was like a massive line for these pancakes, the stupid dicks.
Waiting in line for a pancake.

I do belive im better than everyone else in my school, Because I just am.
If you seen my school you would realise there all a bunch of uneducated, little pricks who dont have a clue what their doing, dont know **** about somthing until the last minute etc I just hate people like that.. anyway back to the Pancake story.


I went and waited in line, I did jump about 50 People though but thats as far as I got.
It seemed everyone was walking back with their pancakes in their mouths smiling, happily, satisfied.

So I was all excited, I was going to put like everything on my Pancake.

Got there and the stupid bellend of a Teacher was like 'Okay what would you like..' You wont belive this..

The Pancakes were those cheap ones you get from Tescos:


I was disgusted, I waited in line for a pancake, a nice one.

I wanted one like this:


So I threw the plate down at the table, walked away and tried to knock over the bowl of sugar.. which sort of failed as I missed

And then walked away.
And then my 2 friends came out 5 Minutes after eating away at their pancakes, little prats.


Tell me though, wouldnt you do the same thing if you were in my situation?
I mean you wait ages for a good flat pancake, you get their and they give you somthing they brought that morning in Tescos.

I was actually upset.

And they had these little stupid posters up around the school for it too, well they can shove their pancake Thursday up their arse.
Because this pancake Tuesday, I will be getting my own.
The FLAT Ones, With Lemon and Sugar and not the ones from Tescos.

From now on when I enter Tescos I will squash those pancakes the little small puffy ones that taste like **** and get tiring after a while.




OMFG I cant belive what a long post I just wrote about Pancakes..
Pancakes.
A Bloody Pancake, I really hate myself now.
I feel like deleting that but it would be such a waste of life if I did.

my god you are SUCH a brat.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by MrGaryy

my god you are SUCH a brat.

Im not!

I was just being myself, doing what anyone would do.

[MrGaryy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Im not!

I was just being myself, doing what anyone would do.

see that's the sad thing, you think it's acceptable, that anyone would do that. I can assure you anyone with any manners would not do that.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by MrGaryy

see that's the sad thing, you think it's acceptable, that anyone would do that. I can assure you anyone with any manners would not do that.

Yeah but people probley do that, they advertise it and dont mention the fact that its not actually good pancakes you know?

I do have manners btw.
I always say like Thank You if I get somthing thats abit nice.

[MrGaryy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Yeah but people probley do that, they advertise it and dont mention the fact that its not actually good pancakes you know?

I do have manners btw.
I always say like Thank You if I get somthing thats abit nice.

Are you winding me up?

pancakes are pancakes at the end of the day, if you want to get pedantic the picture of what you wanted is actually of a crepe.

You clearly have got no sense of manners or gratitude.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Princess

Patrick,you should stop digging yourself deeper.

Okay.

Originally Posted by MrGaryy

You clearly have got no sense of manners or gratitude.

Whats Gratitude?

[Twilight]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Oh PanCakes,
Our school apperantly has some sort of a retarded tradition (that no one has heard of except the teachers)
Where they give out Pancakes at break time.

So as were off we had to have 'Pancake Thursday' instead so this was earlier this week, and there was like a massive line for these pancakes, the stupid dicks.
Waiting in line for a pancake.

I do belive im better than everyone else in my school, Because I just am.
If you seen my school you would realise there all a bunch of uneducated, little pricks who dont have a clue what their doing, dont know **** about somthing until the last minute etc I just hate people like that.. anyway back to the Pancake story.


I went and waited in line, I did jump about 50 People though but thats as far as I got.
It seemed everyone was walking back with their pancakes in their mouths smiling, happily, satisfied.

So I was all excited, I was going to put like everything on my Pancake.

Got there and the stupid bellend of a Teacher was like 'Okay what would you like..' You wont belive this..

The Pancakes were those cheap ones you get from Tescos:


I was disgusted, I waited in line for a pancake, a nice one.

I wanted one like this:


So I threw the plate down at the table, walked away and tried to knock over the bowl of sugar.. which sort of failed as I missed

And then walked away.
And then my 2 friends came out 5 Minutes after eating away at their pancakes, little prats.


Tell me though, wouldnt you do the same thing if you were in my situation?
I mean you wait ages for a good flat pancake, you get their and they give you somthing they brought that morning in Tescos.

I was actually upset.

And they had these little stupid posters up around the school for it too, well they can shove their pancake Thursday up their arse.
Because this pancake Tuesday, I will be getting my own.
The FLAT Ones, With Lemon and Sugar and not the ones from Tescos.

From now on when I enter Tescos I will squash those pancakes the little small puffy ones that taste like **** and get tiring after a while.




OMFG I cant belive what a long post I just wrote about Pancakes..
Pancakes.
A Bloody Pancake, I really hate myself now.
I feel like deleting that but it would be such a waste of life if I did.

omfg patrick
Stop being so big headed