[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Niamhxo

The Easter bunny died on the cross to save us from turning into bad eggs (that's where they got the eating eggs at Easter bit from)

Your such a dufus Niamh, everyone knows the Easter bunny was born sometime in march/april but no-one knows exactly when. So the men in the church throw darts at the calender and the one the dart hits is the day.
And we eat eggs because he was born by a chicken in an egg, underneath the Christmas tree