[Crimson Dynamo]

In Australian there is no sunbathing. Most 50 year olds have had 2-3 skin cancers cut from their bodies. Children have to wear plus 50 sunblock all summer long. There are many poisonous things that can bite and kill you, there are cockroaches, mosquitoes, sharks and jellyfish (both that can kill). The tv is appalling. Essentially the weather for a white person is deadly - hence the skin colour of the indigenous population (the reason for this is that all other skin colour died out).

Most Australian teens want to move out to the UK or USA.