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Old 11-05-2010, 09:46 PM #1
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David Cameron will be "getting some" tonight I bet.. by his pregnant wife Samantha Cameron

Don't ya think?
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They look like Bond Villians
Ey in one pic David gave his wife a dirty sexual look.... I bet they are at it like rabbits now! well like slow rabbits because Samantha is pregnant.
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I wonder if Gordon will join in on the first night, kinda a going away gift.
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Nah David will be in Sam, no holes barred, its a very special night.
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I wonder if Gordon will join in on the first night, kinda a going away gift.


Nah doubt it... but I do think Clegg will join in with David and Samantha.. there is always sex inuendo involved within the politicians.. they just know how to keep it more discreet....
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Nah David will be in Sam, no holes barred, its a very special night.
Yeah I am sure pregnant women enjoy a lot of bum sex.
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Yeah I am sure pregnant women enjoy a lot of bum sex.
So do lots of non pregnant women.

Its good for them.
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So do lots of non pregnant women.

Its good for them.
You keep telling yourself that!
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Nope its scientific fact

Women have more pleasure nerves in and around the anus, than the vagina.

Absorption of the feel good chemicals in ejaculate is quicker and more effective in the lower colon than in the tissues of the vaginal walls.
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When politicians get sexy.......
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Bet he is up to his nuts in guts even as we debate this!
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Bet he is up to his nuts in guts even as we debate this!
Haha yes I know..... lucky bastard. Well actually Samantha is a lucky bitch.
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spoken like a true man! You enjoy it too then?
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I enjoy all acts with a mutually consenting partner. And it was a woman who highlighted those facts to me.
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Ya mean google is!! Well I did want Cameron to become PM but if he balls the country up.. then what is wrong with a bit light heartedness sexual references to keep the UK on it's toes.. and feeling horny!!
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maybe so but I would say more woman dont enjoy it then do!
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Ya mean google is!! Well I did want Cameron to become PM but if he balls the country up.. then what is wrong with a bit light heartedness sexual references to keep the UK on it's toes.. and feeling horny!!
Cant disagree with that.

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maybe so but I would say more woman dont enjoy it then do!
I bet maybe most just like a little poking up there but not a full on cock ramming up their arse!
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