[Jayson]

Dishcush

[Patrick]

hmmm..

[InOne]

No, they didn't exist.

[Jayson]

Exactemundo

[Stacey.]

there's no such thing as Adam and Eve

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by InOne

No, they didn't exist.

This.

[Jayson]

Say they did exist

Would they have had belly buttons?

[Glenn.]

I havent got a belly button.

Well the flab around my belly button has grown a belly button.

When I was born al my insides were on the outside.

[Jayson]

Impressive

[Lucy.]

Well they wern't born in the same sense as a baby with an Umbilical cord so presumably not...

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Jayson

Say they did exist

Would they have had belly buttons?

Well Adam was made from dirt and Eve from his Rib, in the image of God. So does God have a belly button?

[Jayson]

Originally Posted by InOne

Well Adam was made from dirt and Eve from his Rib, in the image of God. So does God have a belly button?

According to Christians, God isn't a person, so no.

[Glenn.]

This is what I had

Gastroschisis

[arista]

Originally Posted by Jayson

Dishcush

This is Not a Serious Debate



Can a Mod or Admin
please move this to General Chat.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Jayson

According to Christians, God isn't a person, so no.

But according to the Bible, he was made in their image. So guess they can't have done thing. (If we go by Christians twisted logic)

[GypsyGoth]

God has a willy, how else did he **** Mary.

[Jayson]

Of course it is a serious debate arista, maybe you should try contributing to it rather than using the same old tiresome gimmicks again.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Jayson

Of course it is a serious debate arista, maybe you should try contributing to it rather than using the same old tiresome gimmicks again.

Why is it Serious

There is no Adam and Eve
its a Fable.


You are just Another Joker Poster

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

God has a willy, how else did he **** Mary.

She had an annunciation. How this was possible I do not know.

[arista]

Originally Posted by InOne

No, they didn't exist.

Bang on Right

Wise InOne

[arista]

Originally Posted by Patrick

hmmm..

Yes Pat
its a Joke thread

[Beastie]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

God has a willy, how else did he **** Mary.

Adam and Eve were dirty son of a bitches. I think Adam was a peedo and Eve was underage.

[Shasown]

Of course Adam and Eve had belly buttons, forget all that scientific mumbo jumbo about umbilical cords etc, its all to do with when god puts you in the oven, he uses his finger to test when you are ready to come out, the belly button is the imprint of his finger.

You lot know nothing do you.

There are two types of belly button INies who were at the right texture when god tested them and OUTies these are when the person is slightly undercooked and the tummy sticks to gods fingers.

What on earth do they teach people at school nowadays. media studies, Psychology, drama and art, nothing really useful for life in the real world.

[Jayson]

lmao

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

God has a willy, how else did he **** Mary.

Dont be silly gods willy is the holy spirit, it says in the bible that the holy spirit filled Mary. Dont be too impressed though she was at the time a virgin so he might not be that big.