[You_Tell_Me]

Originally Posted by simonsays

oh is that so? then why did the old lady in the flat downstairs phone the police complaining of noise pollution? il tell you why... because we were at it like rabbits for hours, he just likes to get it over and done with when hes sexing you and he has to have the lights out too

We can go for days.

And I'll have you know it was a powercut that plunged our lovemaking into darkness. Usually he likes to see it all.

I guess he goes to you for starters and has me for the main course. And pudding aswell, judging from the amount of cream we get through.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by You_Tell_Me

We can go for days.

And I'll have you know it was a powercut that plunged our lovemaking into darkness. Usually he likes to see it all.

I guess he goes to you for starters and has me for the main course. And pudding aswell, judging from the amount of cream we get through.

ok you are officially the funniest person ever! thats going in my sig

[You_Tell_Me]

Originally Posted by simonsays

ok you are officially the funniest person ever! thats going in my sig

Thanks.