[spitfire]

Serious but funny and true!

In my work place we have a seriously obese guy.
When he goes to the toilet,the rest of us giggle and debate,like kids,about how he manages it.

1-For a piss he would not be able to get near the urinal due to the size of him.Unless he can stand back and has a 25 inch todger it would be impossible for him to use the urinal.
2-He would not be able to use the toilet as he can't fit in the cubicle!

How does he piss?

3-For a dump,i refer you to point number 2.
4-How the hell can he wipe his arse,he is that large its physically impossible for him to reach?

How does he take a dump?


10 cyber pints for the 1st person that gives me a good answer,for me to tell my work mates,tomorrow.