[Showstopper]

I've read some garbage in my time but this is hands down the the champion of garbage. If their was an "Ultimate Garbage Posts" house, this post would be sent in first, be made odds on favourite, and the rest of the post mates would be certain that this post was the favourite and the rest of them wouldn't stand a chance. Even if the other posts had a fake romance it wouldnt make a difference

A housemate, who wishes to retain their privacy, emailed you and told you that Josie is completely fake as she has a sales job and feels she did bad in her GCSE's. And they just wanted you to know this.

Take a bow, that is simply priceless