[Omah]

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/colu...o-new-low.html

A wedding veil being lifted to reveal Vanessa Feltz's beaming orange face.

A hell of a fright. And even the kindest, most generously-spirited soul would have been hard pushed not to yell, "Blimey, it's Princess Fiona from Shrek!"

Of course, scary as it was, it wasn't that much of a surprise for the housemates. I mean, given the contours of that wedding dress it was either going to be The Feltz, Tina Malone or Gos from BB4.

But Vanessa's arrival means we now find ourselves in the strange position of hoping an over-exposed rentagob can somehow prevent this legendary show ending up as the almightiest of damp squibs this Friday.

Personally I hope the opinionated harridan gets the boot on Wednesday .....