[MTVN]

Here's one

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?

[GypsyGoth]

One of them was hungry.

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Here's one

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?

Because the fishing group comprises of a grandfather, his son, and his son’s son just three people

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Here's one

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?

It's a grandad, dad and grandson that go?

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

One of them was hungry.

It's good but it's not right.

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

Because the fishing group comprises of a grandfather, his son, and his son’s son just three people

Originally Posted by happyland

It's a grandad, dad and grandson that go?

[Lee.]

*glares at Legend Killer*

[Legend killer]

This is a good one

Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by happyland

*glares at Legend Killer*

LOL i said it first so i win

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

This is a good one

Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion

Try some salt?

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

This is a good one

Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion

Surely there's isnt any one answer to that

[joeysteele]

[QUOTE=happyland;3876366]Oh, OH OH.. I've worked this one out!

They're goldfish?

Wow, quick work, well done to you.

[Lee.]

[QUOTE=joeysteele;3876524]

Originally Posted by happyland

Oh, OH OH.. I've worked this one out!

They're goldfish?

Wow, quick work, well done to you.

Lol.. thank you

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Surely there's isnt any one answer to that

There is one answer that i have here on my screen which i want

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by happyland

Try some salt?

[Legend killer]

Actually MTVN u have a very good point scrap my last riddle heres a new one

Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

Actually MTVN u have a very good point scrap my last riddle heres a new one

Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh

Meat?

[Lee.]

What was the answer to the cannibal one?

[GypsyGoth]

I was going to say that

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by happyland

Meat?

Gosh ur good lol

[Legend killer]

Right i'm going to watch million pound drop so i will leave you with this

A man goes to work every day at a tall office building.

He takes the elevator to the 23rd floor every day, then takes the stairs up to the top floor, where his office is, floor 30.

The only time he takes the elevator up to the top floor is when it's raining outside.

why is this?

[Lee.]

Hmm.. I'm struggling with this one..

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

Right i'm going to watch million pound drop so i will leave you with this

A man goes to work every day at a tall office building.

He takes the elevator to the 23rd floor every day, then takes the stairs up to the top floor, where his office is, floor 30.

The only time he takes the elevator up to the top floor is when it's raining outside.

why is this?

It's the same as the one GypseyGoth posted I think, he's a midget. When it's raining he can use his umbrella to reach the buttons.

[Harry!]

I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

[Lee.]

Oh I'velost my mojo.. I'm stuck on that one too!!