[Crimson Dynamo]

She lights this competition up like a large free standing wall lamp from Ikea, and not one of the cheap ones neither.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

She lights this competition up like a large free standing wall lamp from Ikea, and not one of the cheap ones neither.

I was thinking more like one of those cheap tea lights you get off the market, with the skinny wick that doesn't give off enough light and that flickers and goes out long before the wax has had a chance to melt. But you know, despite having none of the attributes of a decent tea light, it's still marketed as a tea light and so is ultimately disappointing.

[tate]

Originally Posted by Livia

I was thinking more like one of those cheap tea lights you get off the market, with the skinny wick that doesn't give off enough light and that flickers and goes out long before the wax has had a chance to melt. But you know, despite having none of the attributes of a decent tea light, it's still marketed as a tea light and so is ultimately disappointing.

very well described!

[patsylimerick]

Originally Posted by Livia

I was thinking more like one of those cheap tea lights you get off the market, with the skinny wick that doesn't give off enough light and that flickers and goes out long before the wax has had a chance to melt. But you know, despite having none of the attributes of a decent tea light, it's still marketed as a tea light and so is ultimately disappointing.

IMHO, a lyrical gangster......bravo.....

[StGeorge]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

She lights this competition up like a large free standing wall lamp from Ikea, and not one of the cheap ones neither.

Well let's hope someone finds the plug at the weekend and turns her off for good.