[Shaun]

CONSPIRACY THEORISTS RUN WILD (WITH WAGNER)


The latest of a series of allegations to hit the Z Factor

Z Factor Headquarters were in CHAOS last night after celebrities hit out at the selection of 'special guest performers' that had been lined up for the past 2 weeks.

Careful observers have noted a recurring theme with the use of the letters 'z-e-e' in a string of 'performers' such as 'Zeety Perry', 'Kylzee Minogue' and 'Zeehanna'.

Upon rumours of a 'Beyonzée' taking to the stage for the semi-final, fans were furious. Several spoke EXCLUSIVELY to the Faily Star:

"It's an outrage!" screamed Harry Madge, "they never get true icons like Madonna to perform and to be honest I wouldn't be surprised if these were all the same person."

TiBB's resident cumslut Ben Turtle commented further, "I'm not really sure who these performers are - we're hurried into the studio and never get to see them. And is it just me or are their vocals far from perfect?"

Judges from the HIT show have been tight-rimmed about these revelations, but departee Callamu Nhengu last night FURIOUSLY hit out at the show.

"I was fed up with the racist comments made to me by Shuryl Cole, to be honest." she weeps, "and Mattalee Imbruglia called me a fat dyke. It was heartbreaking having to endure this kind of abuse."

The Z Factor, like simonsays in the Meet the Members thread, reaches a climax very soon.