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Old 05-12-2010, 04:10 PM #1
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Jade Goody waltzes in and calls Ben a 'posh wanka' before collapsing in the corner with a bottle of Ouzo.
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Jade Goody waltzes in and calls Ben a 'posh wanka' before collapsing in the corner with a bottle of Ouzo.
BB4's Gos comes in, looks at Jade in the corner and begins teabagging her like an oompa-loompa.
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BB4's Gos comes in, looks at Jade in the corner and begins teabagging her like an oompa-loompa.
"Oi! You fat slag!" she chokes inbetween mouthfuls, before slipping on a puddle of her own urine. She reaches for her mobile phone and calls up her mum Jackiey, screeching "save me you money-grabbing cow!" down the phone.
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"Oi! You fat slag!" she chokes inbetween mouthfuls, before slipping on a puddle of her own urine. She reaches for her mobile phone and calls up her mum Jackiey, screeching "save me you money-grabbing cow!" down the phone.
Jackiey runs in 'Sorry I'm late I was to busy selling your life support machine down the pawnshop. GET OFF MY BANK YOU SLAG' She swings for Gos.
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Oh dear, seems that we are going to have to hire some security, word has got around about tonights speed dating and seems to have attracted a few undesirables.
Now then who shall we hire to get rid of the Riff Raff.......................
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"Oi! You fat slag!" she chokes inbetween mouthfuls, before slipping on a puddle of her own urine. She reaches for her mobile phone and calls up her mum Jackiey, screeching "save me you money-grabbing cow!" down the phone.
Suddenley, the door bursts open. It's Jackiey looking angrier than ever, with her sidekicks Billi Bhatti and Hira Whateverthe****hernameis. She stares down at the urine soaked mess still getting teabagged.

"I'm so disapointed in you, Jade"

"YOU'RE DISAPOINTED, I'M NOT THE ONE HANGING OUT WITH A PAIR OF POPPADO-"

Billi interrupted before she could finish.
"At least I CAN WHIP MY HAIR BACK N FORTH I WHIP MA HAIR BACK N FORTH"

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I know they say Christams is a very special time...but jeezo..... even that's a big surprise.

Nice to see Babycakes managed to get in, I unfortunately was snowed in up in Scotland but it's great to see the 'old place' still looking so good and pulling in the right clientele....... !!! LOL

*Pours a B.Coffee, sits down and purrs with content*
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I know they say Christams is a very special time...but jeezo..... even that's a big surprise.

Nice to see Babycakes managed to get in, I unfortunately was snowed in up in Scotland but it's great to see the 'old place' still looking so good and pulling in the right clientele....... !!! LOL

*Pours a B.Coffee, sits down and purrs with content*
Christmas always brings out high spirits and drunken enthusiasm. I do hope that Gos was drunk, otherwise his judgement is highly questionable.
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