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Old 28-10-2010, 03:21 PM #101
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You get a T-Rex:

That cool? His name is Fred btw.
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Oh and Fred needs to be fed 5 times every day - he only eats living things though.
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Ok soooo back on topic then:

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking
Fine.'
So that was nice."
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M8 at training told me this and i think it is a right cracker

A jelly baby goes to the doctor and says "I need an AIDS test". The doctor says "Why? What've you been up to?"





Jelly Baby replies: "****ing allsorts (the sweets allsorts).
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M8 at training told me this and i think it is a right cracker

A jelly baby goes to the doctor and says "I need an AIDS test". The doctor says "Why? What've you been up to?"





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did you get all nice and sweaty at training
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did you get all nice and sweaty at training
PMSL yep i had to take a good long shower afterwards
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PMSL yep i had to take a good long shower afterwards
omfg

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Nah i was on my own lol
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lol no sorry i didn't think of bringing a camera with me into the shower , i will remember to do so next time pmsl
i bet your exhausted after the game

let me give you a massage
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i bet your exhausted after the game

let me give you a massage
I would love one , all that rough physical play on the pitch really makes my muscles tired, espcially on my lower body
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I would love one , all that rough physical play on the pitch really makes my muscles tired, espcially on my lower body
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