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Originally Posted by MTVN
It was probably when I got chased by a load of cows. It sounds stupid now but I was actually sh*tting it at the time. Me and a friend were walking across the fields and he went over to where there were about 10 or 15 cows. They all just suddenly started to walk towards us really slowly so we started walking away and then they just started charging at us  We had to sprint across the field which was a fair distance and then my friend was taking ages over the step in the gate so I had to try and jump the fence, tripped and ending up landing in cow sh*t
Least we got away though 
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Well thankfully they'd be females. Have you seen that guy who gets chased by a donkey which grabs and mounts him?!?!