[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

should the army run our prisons?

at first i thought this was barmy,
i mean how can you run a prison with the army.
but now its adding up, and discipline is calling,
this could be a deterrent, inmates might start falling.
no more prisoners demanding to be called by there surname,
"scum bag get over here" its now all about the shame.
all H-M-P staff are now dismissed and all contracts destroyed,
get rid of the lot, none of you need be employed.
the army now have a new platform,
officers rise through the rankings on how well they perform.
the tougher prisons are the bigger the promotion,
for once in this life time, the criminals have emotion.
this was all provoked by the H-M-P strike,
and now the army should take over and tell H-M-P staff on there bike.


(this is what the joe is thinking - dose anyone think my plan could just possibly do better then the plan we have in place now ? speak now or for ever be silent lol - love to hear your views on my great plan )

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by dirtyvileHARRYuk

should the army run our prisons?

at first i thought this was barmy,
i mean how can you run a prison with the army.
but now its adding up, and discipline is calling,
this could be a deterrent, inmates might start falling.
no more prisoners demanding to be called by there surname,
"scum bag get over here" its now all about the shame.
all H-M-P staff are now dismissed and all contracts destroyed,
get rid of the lot, none of you need be employed.
the army now have a new platform,
officers rise through the rankings on how well they perform.
the tougher prisons are the bigger the promotion,
for once in this life time, the criminals have emotion.
this was all provoked by the H-M-P strike,
and now the army should take over and tell H-M-P staff on there bike.


(this is what the joe is thinking - dose anyone think my plan could just possibly do better then the plan we have in place now ? speak now or for ever be silent lol - love to hear your views on my great plan )

Dont you think the armed forces have enough to do already, what with all those countries our politicians decide its in our interests to play in, filling and putting out sandbags when the rain gets a bit heavy, putting on shows and demonstrations for all those tourists who like that sort of thing. Standing in for the firemen when they go on strike etc. Training for war, training for peacekeeping duties, training for civil emergencies. Search and Rescue, Crash guards and body recoveries.

Most servicemen have a hard enough time getting the leave thats supposed to be part of their contract.

Oh and they dont get paid overtime like the police etc do.

[Shaun]

adding a third "Oh Joe you're so silly" option to every poll isn't cute or funny, it just makes you come off as a dippy twat.

[MTVN]

Dont think you really understood this story, Birmingham jail is to be privatised and the army might have to be called in temporarily if prisoners strike over the process, they're not going to "run our prisons"

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Shaun

adding a third "Oh Joe you're so silly" option to every poll isn't cute or funny, it just makes you come off as a dippy twat.

[Judas]

lol joe asks he is barmy
i say he could be smarmy
whats a prison but a big old cage or simply a lock in
its somewhere for those who used my chip and pin
you ask is the joe crazy
i ask are you plain lazy
get our prisoners to sweep the floor
or if not go to the door
i watch eastenders at 8
sometimes it goes on untill late
prisoners play on an xbox
next it will be a pet fox
i love to use cilit bang
although its never good sprayed on your wang
back to the topic in talk
i dont know maybe they should walk
am i going mad or is this topic obscure
or maybe its my fault i dont follow no law

... Yeah, I made it up as I went.