[Mac Hiavellian]

Day 13!

Sandy's in the shower. Fit! Dear God, no one's ever done that to me on my birthday. Would you rather celebrate your bday in the house or on the outside with your mates? I suppose it's a once in a life time thing to have it in there but it kinda limits what you can do

Good to see Alex and Jonny can get on every now and then. Lol at Sandy: "I was a powerful figure then. Not many people would ****** with me, I tell ya." Jade: "Oh I would. Cos you're a muppet."

"I might just start drinking now co I'm bored." Lol. I think Jade's started to come in to her own.

*sidenote: Jade talking about racism. It's a little bit funny but tragic in retrospect*

I'm not even comment on Jade's Georgraphy knowledge cos I'm sh!t at that lol. Although thinking East Anglia was abroad is pretty funny

Sexual frustration strikes! And Jade's having a party! This is gonna be good

LMAO at everything. Spencer with the balloon, Alison screaming, and Alex camping it up in a skirt. Tit - gotta love him. Jade: "ITZ MY BUFFDAY!", the edit of Alex readjusting his pants and Jonny: "I'm gonna show all the girls me willy!" I love this episode.

The group have been drinking wine and cider for 9 hours! No sh!t. PJ on his erection: "If you watch you'll see it's flower!" and Kate getting close to Spencer. LMAO at the balloon bursting and brushing PJ's tie up.

Adele and Lee seems kinda sweet again. And lol at Alex beign like some kid in the middle of them both. And ending with Jade reaching over to PJ!

Brilliant episode!