[Omah]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

No, it's a f**cked up

Yeah, she

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Omah

Yeah, she

She certainly has problems. Insecure and as I said earlier, I'd suspect body dysmorphia

[hennessy]

[Omah]

Originally Posted by hennessy

reminds me of :

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content...rity-rehab.jpg

[Suze]

She seems very insecure, constantly needing reassurance, which goes a long way to explaining her need for the media attention. If she has admitted to the above in that news item then admitting to some insecurities she has is a step in the right direction. I would guess surely a little bit of counselling would not go amiss for her.

She looked so much better before all her surgeries too, such a pity she has ruined herself that way.

[Angus]

I disagree that she behaves as she does through insecurity. I suspect it's more likely she has a narcissistic personality disorder, hence the need for constant attention, indeed a sense of entitlement to attention, and the constant need to undermine and denigrate others.

[Doogle]

Originally Posted by Omah

reminds me of :

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content...rity-rehab.jpg

I was thinking of Heidi.

[Omah]

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...andro-penna/1/

Katie was told by psychic-to-the-stars Sally Morgan that she predicts a 'happy ever after' with the 25-year-old hunk.

By her own admission Katie trusts few people, but Sally's one of them.

Last month, the mum of three saw Sally for a reading and Tweeted: 'Sally Morgan rocks! From the moment I met her things have come true.'

Oh Yeah .....

[Jordan.]

Theres one psychic out of a job if things turn out otherwise...

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-Rocs-off.html

FURIOUS Jordan ordered raunchy Britain's Got Talent dancers Girls Roc off a stage - after catching her Argentinian toyboy Leandro Penna admiring them.

Jordan and Leandro were at a club where the girl group - who are certain to be in the BGT finals - were performing their fire-breathing acrobatics.

Officials from Merah nightclub in London's West End stepped in to stop the act when 32-year-old Jordan - real name Katie Price - voiced her concern after Leandro, 25, began talking to them.

Dancer Nicola Wills said: "Leandro looked and smiled and said 'hello' then she said to him, 'What are you looking at?' The next thing we were told to get down. She wasn't very happy."

Hahahahahaha ..... the unhappy harpy .....

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...tie-Price.html

The busty blonde, also known as Jordan, told fans on Twitter that she was getting ready to film a follow-up to her show, Katie, in the summer.

The 32-year-old, whose Sky Living debut drew in fewer viewers than when her programmes were appearing on ITV2, also added there was a DVD waiting in the wings for people without a satellite dish.

The glamour girl's show began in March after Katie switched to Sky from ITV2. But it saw disappointing ratings compared with the model's previous shows, drawing in just 561,000 for its debut.

Luckily, I haven't got a satellite dish and I don't buy DVDs .....

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...h-Leandro.html

KATIE PRICE goes au naturel, well kind of, on a night out with toyboy LEANDRO PENNA.

While the perma-tan and bleached blonde locks were still on display, the glamour model - aka JORDAN - dropped the heavy warpaint and trashy clothes in favour of a more fresh-faced, casual look for dinner in London.

Her make-up artist GARY COCKERILL who was also present. He has been responsible for masterminding Jordan's slap and hair for years.

I wonder what prompted that .....

[Omah]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...dro-Penna.html

She's the celebrity many love to hate as she herself acknowledges - but Katie Price turned something of a Twitter landmark earlier this week which she landed more than 1million followers.

And to celebrate the star slipped into a pair of tiny shorts and teamed them with knee-high black leather boots to celebrate new love Leandro Penna, family and friends over dinner and drinks in London.

Katie wrote on her Twitter before she went out: 'Wow wow wow I have over 1 million followers thank you to my true fans and true haters wicked haha!xx '

Back to slap ..... but no shades .....

[Niamh.]

Not a fan of Katie but she looks good in those pictures imo

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Not a fan of Katie but she looks good in those pictures imo

Make-up artist GARY COCKERILL has been responsible for masterminding Jordan's slap and hair for years - he should get a "Queen's Business Award" .....

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...the-night.html

TACKY JORDAN's whirlwind romance with her toy boy shows no sign of cooling down as she sports a huge love bite on her neck.

The pneumatic glamour girl showed off the prominent sign of lover LEANDRO PENNA's affection during yet another night out in London.

And with her hair pulled back high over her head she left the dark mark on the right side of her throat clearly visible.

[Omah]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...ams-Channel-4/

KATIE Price was furious last night after Channel 4 hinted it could offer vile comic Frankie Boyle a teatime spot.

TV bosses are considering replacing the axed Fern Britton show with the comedian who cracked sick jokes about Katie Price’s disabled eight-year-old son Harvey.

The news was confirmed by chief Jay Hunt, who said: “I would be perfectly happy to put him on screen again.”

But model Katie, 32, last night told pals: “Channel 4 are basically rewarding Frankie Boyle for being so vile about Harvey. It’s wrong.”

I'm with the abominable Katie on this one .....

[Omah]

when he's teaching them Greek

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...-them-greek/1/

With Leo, 25, sticking around - for now - Katie, 32, is encouraging Junior and Princess to learn Spanish.

But that's infuriating their dad Peter Andre, who's teaching them Greek.

Our source says: 'Pete feels they're too young to learn two languages and thinks she's doing it to annoy him.'

Perhaps the kids ought to learn Estuary English first .....

[Jordan.]

Our source says: 'Pete feels they're too young to learn two languages and thinks she's doing it to annoy him.'

Im glad it worked

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ew-Jordan.html

DESPERATE Katie Price's modelling career might be coming to an end but she's determined to stay in the industry by finding its new star.

The glamour girl, now 32, is on the hunt for a new Jordan as part of an upcoming Sky Living series.

The show, Discovered by Katie Price, will see the mum-of-three searching the country for the next big name in modelling.

And the programme's eventual winner will be in for a treat, part of the prize is a chance to be mentored by Katie herself - and she rightly warns hopefuls they'll need a sense of humour to succeed.

The victor will also be offered a year's contract with Katie's new model agency - Black Sheep Management.

Contestants who make it through the show's auditions will face tests each week and behind-the-scenes footage will also be broadcast.

Just what the world needs right now - yet another tedious "reality" show featuring vacuous wannabe "models" .....

[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv-entertain...5875-23130090/

Laugh out loud comedy of the week... Sky Living mega flop Katie. Watching Jordan desperately failing to drum up interest in her dullsville affair with Argie non-entity Leandro was hilarious.

Especially when the frantic final episode of a truly disastrous series was swiftly followed by the axe. Her Travesty’s dreadful show is even more finished than she is.

Hair appointments, dental treatment, arriving late at airports... and what the narrator tellingly called her “paparazzi-fuelled lifestyle”. Who cares? No one, it transpires.

Can it be true ?

Jordan dumped ?

[Jordan.]

This is a good thing. It wasn't Katie its that channel thats the complete flop. Don't think they've had one good rating since it launched.

Put her back on ITV2 and her ratings will be back to what they were.

[Pyramid*]

If true - I'm not surprised. There is a limit to how many times people are prepared to sit and watch someone get their hair dyed, getting their make up put on, taking it off, getting in and out of cars, complaining about their teeth, getting their expensive veneers repeatedly repaired, watching them trying on wigs, pretending to be scared of everything (water, needles, heights - but somehow managing to do whatever she can that involves these things). I think I watched 2 shows and it was like groundhog day.

Fly on wall reality shows are becoming outdated - there's very rarely anything in them worth watching.

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

If true - I'm not surprised. There is a limit to how many times people are prepared to sit and watch someone get their hair dyed, getting their make up put on, taking it off, getting in and out of cars, complaining about their teeth, getting their expensive veneers repeatedly repaired, watching them trying on wigs, pretending to be scared of everything (water, needles, heights - but somehow managing to do whatever she can that involves these things). I think I watched 2 shows and it was like groundhog day.

Fly on wall reality shows are becoming outdated - there's very rarely anything in them worth watching.

Yeah, I agree - the "reality" is that nearly all have a "plot", a "script" and a "cast", all manipulated by the producer(s) so where's the reality in that .....

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-in-Essex.html

IF JORDAN's reality show ever goes down the gurgler, she could get a part on The Only Way Is Essex.

In the early hours of this morning, she was at the Sugar Hut - the club where the TOWIE gang hang out - giving some uncomfortable PDAs with boyfriend LEANDRO PENNA.

The attention-seeking glamour model was joined by two orange mates, MICHELLE HEATON and star of the 'living reality' show, LAUREN POPE.

They must all have a good chat about their tanning routines.

Katie Price wore a frilly-edged pale top and black and white stripey skirt and Leandro wore a rather odd waistcoat, shirt and trousers combo.

I'm surprised he didn't get asked for the bill...