[tmi]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

Stuts into BB's Elevenpence Olde Coffee Shoppe..... slams title deeds down on table *recovers from coughing fit from the dust cloud*, grabs interloper by the scruff of the neck, gives them a good old Glesga kiss and then fooks them right out the door.

Rips out floral patterned crap. Justin and Colin start unloading mirrors, cameras, and lots of chocolate, mocca, turquoise and cream colours with a few water features ........ ready to get the place back to it's former glory for the start of the Big 12 event.

*The secret code rule of the Coffee Shoppe must be maintained now and again *

Arrives in the coffee shop and offers Mid a frigging welscake and a coffee, white and two sugars

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by tmi

Arrives in the coffee shop and offers Mid a frigging welscake and a coffee, white and two sugars

Muppet !!!! indeed!!

*hopes you wiped yer feet on the mat, don't want any that valley mud messing up my newly laid down floor !! *

What a surprise ..... *runs to the off licence for some Pimms, Efty's probably drunk it all !!*

[tmi]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

Muppet !!!! indeed!!

*hopes you wiped yer feet on the mat, don't want any that valley mud messing up my newly laid down floor !! *

What a surprise ..... *runs to the off licence for some Pimms, Efty's probably drunk it all !!*

Efty finally given me a pimmsAndy Murray won.

[tmi]

Did you get my pm

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Shahbaz Chaudhry is serving up cocktails in nothing but leather trousers.

"Oooh, I'll have a sex on the beach!" squeals BB8's Carole, as she trades memories with Jonathan.
"Remember when my mum died?" he chortles.
"Oh yes! You cried and whispered to me in German!" Carole beams, as Jonathan leaves her in confusion.

Originally Posted by LemonJam

Lesley Brain bursts in in a policewoman outfit.

"Where's the ****ing party at?"

She steals a spliff off of Kathreya who starts crying.

Please don't take any more of my spliiiiifs :'(.

"Shut the **** up Kim Jong-Il" Lesley wrestles her to ground and sits on her face.

james why are we so amazing