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Old 19-06-2011, 02:28 AM #1526
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Noooooooo, I'm shoving water down me as I speak. I'm typing one handed. It's difficult
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I wish I need the money
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Noooooooo, I'm shoving water down me as I speak. I'm typing one handed. It's difficult
That makes me sick. If I've drunk too much. Plus you have to piss 50 times in the night so get no sleep
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That makes me sick. If I've drunk too much. Plus you have to piss 50 times in the night so get no sleep
Really? It works SO well for me and I'm not sure why,
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Eat it. Then spend the burger
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh **** no I don't want gonorrhea, oh god, I don't know wahst tin it.
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Yes I'm a veggiefag, whatcha gonna do?
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Really? It works SO well for me and I'm not sure why,
Yeah :/ Sometimes works but no more than a pint of water. I take a paracetomol sometimes though. Ward off the inevitable!
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I'm going to rip your boiled eggs off then shove them in mahatma ghandi;s sisters bumhole.
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Yes I'm a veggiefag, whatcha gonna do?
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Yeah :/ Sometimes works but no more than a pint of water. I take a paracetomol sometimes though. Ward off the inevitable!
Ha! I usually end up getting some disgusting food (cheese chips and garlic <3) to soak the alcohol anyway (which apparently should make me sick but w/e) and that with a few glasses of water sends me into a decent sleep in no time with only a minor hangover.
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Nothing disgusting about that! Sounds divine
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Ha! I usually end up getting some disgusting food (cheese chips and garlic <3) to soak the alcohol anyway (which apparently should make me sick but w/e) and that with a few glasses of water sends me into a decent sleep in no time with only a minor hangover.
Hahahha I had cheesey chips and I puked them out half way home
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Omgz, I just had 5 freezing beers but I shouldnt have drank them because I haz tonisllitis leona48u58u5ui5oi5o5
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