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Old 09-07-2011, 10:00 AM #11
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Default The Talking Clock Joker

The Talking Clock

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom, which contained a wall mounted brass gong.

"What's the brass gong for?" asked one of the guests.

"That's my talking clock" the drunk replied. "I'll show you how it works."

The drunk gave the gong a resounding whack with a hammer, and a loud irate voice from the other side of the wall shouted "FFS, IT'S 1 AM, YOU B*****D!!"

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