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My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Zee

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

OMG

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally Posted by Zee

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

I feel so so so so bad for laughing.

"I'm the friend that's always up for Jaegerbombs"
"Going to the toilet and coming out with a new best friend"

The awkward moment Bin Laden comes down the lift on Take Me Out

The awkward moment when you think you have won Australias Next Top Model

The awkward moment when you open a present and it sucks

Thanks for ruining my status with your **** comment.

Were you dropped as a baby? Yes, into a pool of sexy.

Sometimes I get really depressed, then I realise, I am a ****ing legend.

Awkward Palm Tree

I fell over and seriously injured my fringe.

Your not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

No matter how bad my life gets, I will never be on Jeremy Kyle.

Comebacks that make the whole room go "Oooooh"

Someone call autoglass, because I'm about to get smashed.

"k"- the ultimate comeback

Camilla did a good job carrying the carriage at the Royal Wedding

Checking symptoms on Google and being diagnosed with a terminal illness

I secretly race against people that are walking near or next to me


You're lifes about as pointless as a McFlurry lid

Stopping the microwave at :01 and pretending you're a bomb specialist

That awkward as ******* walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the road

"And I was like ******* you" "Did you say that?" "Nah but I thought it"

Hating the person who always held on to the parcel too long

[_Seth]

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