[Joelle.]

Most bus drivers are wankers. I couldnt tell you how many times a bus has just driven straight past when I put my hand out because he couldnt be arsed to stop. The bus was practically empty as well.

[Redway]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I used to work with a Ray Cist and he was a lovely guy

[Redway]

Originally Posted by Juan_Sheet

Most bus drivers are wankers. I couldnt tell you how many times a bus has just driven straight past when I put my hand out because he couldnt be arsed to stop. The bus was practically empty as well.

I know. The government should seriously think about the sort of people they hire to be bus drivers.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this happened to me once when i was like 13 and there was a load of year 10's at the front of the bus and i was too socially awkward to go and tell the bus driver to stop the bus coz he couldnt hear the bell so i had to walk for like a mile in the pouring rain when the bus eventually stopped

[Vicky.]

Bus drivers can be such twats.

I hate the ones who will watch you running like an idiot to catch the bus, then pull away just before you get there I was actually on a bus that did that to an old woman. Horrible bastard.

[Lewis.]

The bus service that I use in Cornwall is lovely!

[Redway]

He was just taking the piss.

[Doogle]

In London once I stuck my hand out for the bus and the driver looked right at me, grinned and kept going.

I was like 6.

But my mum phoned up and complained and he got fired because there were loads of reports of him doing that. Sucks to be him, fired from being a bus driver.

[InOne]

I wonder if these tales will get taller

[MTVN]

I got punched by a bus driver once, I was about 13 and beepered the horn and he gave me a thump, it's on outube somewhere

[Patrick]

My bus driver was awesome today.

I got on the bus with a 20 Quid note and he was like 'You got change son?' and I was like 'Nah man, sorry.'

And he was like 'Okay kid run up the street to the shop and get change, I'll wait.'

So I like sprinted up, went to the Chemist and had to wait for this bitch to come off the phone to get change, then I decided it's probably too late so I just kind of walked down instead of even running.

And the bus man was still parked there waiting for me and the bus was packed .

[Patrick]

Oh but I agree most of them are dick heads.

Like when you get on the bus with a day ticket and you're all and just show him it and wander on up the bus, as you do.

Well one time after school when the bus is packed, with people on it or school kids getting on it, I was like getting on and showed him my ticket and went to walk upstairs.

And the driver is all 'HERE SON GET BACK HERE!' and I'm like 'wut?' and he goes 'Let me see that ticket again!'

And I ended up just shoving the thing in his face.

[Patrick]

And then not too long ago;

Me and this girl were waiting for the bus in this weird bus stop I don't usually go to - anyway this big crowd of chavs at some party, all came coming down and waited at the bus stop with us.

It was literally:

Me and my friend, this fella in his 40s and about 30 Chavs.

And the bus came and it was pissing down and he just took a glance, and slowed down and then sped right back up again and went off.

Now if I was a bus driver I'd do the same thing but at the end of the day, you've got 2 Kids wearing all black and some Bloke in a Suit, but he drove on because he seen the chavs?

I was sickened.

They're bastards.

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Redway

GP. By the time I got there, he was already seeing another patient, and I couldn't be arsed waiting, so I've booked another appointment.

what's wrong with you?

*morbid*

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Redway

GP. By the time I got there, he was already seeing another patient, and I couldn't be arsed waiting, so I've booked another appointment.

Get there

[Redway]

Originally Posted by Zippy

what's wrong with you?

*morbid*

Oh, I'm not terribly ill!

I've had stomach pain and have been vomiting a bit too much, as of late.

[Redway]

Deleted.

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by InOne

I wonder if these tales will get taller

[Redway]

Here in the north, we have the ****tiest of bus drivers.

[InOne]

Most are our ethnic friends

[Redway]

Originally Posted by InOne

Most are our ethnic friends

Lol. Not easy being a Scouser.

[Shaun]

Of the ones I regularly saw when I went to college every day, there was 1 nice guy, 1 nice lady, 3 alright guys and 2 dickheads of both gender.

[Sam:)]

I get a bus to/from school and we have this one wanker who always shouts and hardly ever stops!

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

You went to the front of the bus to tell him he missed your stop, and he said, "yeah,I'm coming". That makes no sense at all.

maybe he was getting a BJ under the seat?

[Lewis.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Of the ones I regularly saw when I went to college every day, there was 1 nice guy, 1 nice lady, 3 alright guys and 2 dickheads of both gender.

We had this one woman who was sacked because she drove us right past the bus stop and back to college, dumped us outside of it and then drove off in a huff because a couple of us stood up when we were about to get to our stop she mas a moody cow.

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Sam:)

I get a bus to/from school and we have this one wanker who always shouts and hardly ever stops!

maybe he was getting a BJ under the seat?

if he was getting a blow job under the seat, he'd not be sitting driving the bus now would he.... he'd be under the seat getting his blow job. Engage brain before posting. Ta.