[Stu]

Young tween wannabe potheads must be the worst type of human beings imaginable with their inability to roll, tacky peace pendants they bought from Topshop, hillarious in jokes, interest in charting dubstep, newfound political views they can't actually explain to you and routine hijacking of the Rastafarian colours.

In fact wannabe tween anythings are awful.

In fact ... yeah. I just hate kids.