[georgehudson]

Originally Posted by mathews220

A yearly thread on TiBB - suggest your opening line!

To stop obvious questions, these are the previous:

BB3: Hello, I've been expecting you.
BB4: It's back.
BB5: 13 housemates, one house and a whole world of pain.
BB6: You didn't think Big Brother would ever be nice, did you?
BB7: Viewers, you have fifteen seconds to say goodbye to your summer. Big Brother's coming to get you!
BB8: Racism row apology.
BB9: Dya know what? Britain's not got talent.
BB10: Tonight, sixteen housemates will walk into that house, but none of them know they aren't housemates yet.
BB11: [Into montage] ...you decide.

CBB4: Twelve housemates, eleven celebrities?
CBB5: *Sniff* I smell celebrities...

Mine:
Big Brother's back, and this time, it's live on Channel 5.

It was actually 'Tonight, sixteen housemates will walk into that house, but they've got no idea that not one of them are housemates.'

Anyway... I would like something like, "A brand new channel, a brand new house, and a brand new bunch of celebrities." - Not really sure to be honest but I hope there is one