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Old 30-08-2011, 12:37 PM #1
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Heard some children in the street earlier trying to outdo each other with how fast they could say a Tongue Twister.

They were trying to do "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It made me smile.

Anyone got any that they remember? Any particularly amusing, or difficult ones?
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When i was in primary school there was a contest to say something like.. "seashells, seashells on the seashore" 10 times
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Ah, yes. That's a classic one
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I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
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Lol Niamh Imagine saying that after a drink or six.
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Lol Niamh Imagine saying that after a drink or sex.
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A skunk sat on a stump
The stump thought the skunk stunk
The skunk thought the stump stunk
What stunk the stump or the skunk?
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Found a couple more online.....

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
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Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
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Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

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Lol Niamh Imagine saying that after a drink or six.
OMGZ just re read this, heheh! It was meant to say after a drink or six!!!!! Who changed it I will leave it as it is however, it's funnier.

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You actually said "after one drink or six" but I changed it when I quoted you
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You actually said "after one drink or six" but I changed it when I quoted you
ahhhh, so you are the culprit. rofl.
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