[Angus]

The girls this year have been a major disappointment, but out of them all (now that Heaven has gone) I wouldn't mind Alex - at least she has entertained me more. Louise, Maisy, Faye - all are one dimensional bimbos, with little beyond their looks to recommend them. Since I'm not a horny adolescent male they all leave me completely cold

Not having to worry about the constraints usually associated with possessing a penis, I am free to form my opinions of the girls based on their actual personality, character, and contribution to entertainment. That criteria rules out Louise and Faye completely, with Maisy having some potential as an interesting HM.