[Tom]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Weeing under the influence can be a hazardous business

One of my mates went to an underground club doorway (down some stairs) and had a wee there. she didn't realise that although noone was about, the club was still open and someone opened the door and she got knocked out of the way mid-stream

Having a willy is no better when weeing when under the influence because when you're in a club toilet theres always one idiot that will somehow get a bit of piss on you when you're stood next to them