[mr rochester]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

D.O.B: 29 March 1984
Home town: Newcastle
Job: Plumber/Fitness Instructor/DJ/Barber
Star sign: Aries
Interesting fact:

Last year he was rated the best looking lad in Newcastle in a local competition.

Description:

27 year old Jay loves the gym, the ladies and is a fan of the perma-tan.

He would cite his occupation as plumber, fitness instructor, DJ and barber. He stays in shape by working out six days a week which keeps him in good condition for hitting the clubs. Jay names his mum as his “best pal”.

Jay’s dream job would be either a singer, rapper or presenter like his idol Keith Lemon. Currently, Jay MCs and freestyles at clubs inNewcastleevery week.

He doesn’t tolerate bullies and says that a clean house will make him happy. He is excited about the tasks in the house and says he is up for anything.



LOL.

Fitness Instructor. christ, this man couldn't even do more than a few push ups without puffing and panting.

He also looked done in after an incredibly short time on the rowing machines.

Fit? My arse......

As for a clean house making him happy - that must explain him putting his craps in the freezer then I guess. Can't quite figure out how smearing blood over the back of chairs could be ever regarded as keeping a place clean.

doesn't tolerate bullies: ahhh.... right in the way that he was acting all bullying in his destruction of Harry and Aaron's clothing... I'd call that pretty much bullying behaviour - as well as threatnign to punch people's heads in.

Deary me.

Not to mention him promising his mother he would not smash the house up whilst he was there...does that mean he's smashed houses up before? Might he break his promise? Who can tell...