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If you'd asked me that about 5 weeks ago (when Heaven and Maisy were evicted) then I would have said yes. But Louise - as dull as she has been - has pepped slightly in to life over the last few weeks and is way more interested in Miss Pink OnetrickponySpraytan.

My dream eviction order

5. Tom Out - Thursday (don't want to give Jay/Alex satisfaction of having 24 hours of attention). Don't trust C5 to cancel the show and crown them the winner if they went out first. Tom is a weasle. Bitches about Aaron for about, oh 9 weeks, despite the fact that he'd be first in the queue if Aaron offered sexual favours. Tom (and Louise) is desperate to slag of Aaron and highlight to us as if we're stupid how 'evil' Aaron apparently is.

then on Friday

4. Alex - Even Alex fans must be sick of C5 only going on about her one hit ie Spray tan. Really dull. Vacuous, and contrived stupidity. Only interesting thing is she short changes blind people. The word 'meh' was invented for her. What a winner.

3 Jay - freezer gate, sexism, casual racism, sex den for Louise, Wolfpack, pooing with door open, grooming Louise for poo love, dragging Mark down with his bedroom 'self love' session, lying to Harry so he didn't get the letter, lying about putting dye on Harry's clothes, lying to heaven about Rebeckah's involvement in choc gate, lying about Aaron starting the house divide when it was him who created the Wolfpack on day 3 and excluded Tashie. None of these things are the reason why I loath him the most, it's his irritating speedy up rapping/ MCing (and the fact he always refers to himself by his full name). So why do I want him to come third? Well redeeming feature is that he's not Alex. He has actually done something in the house other than go on about Barbie, hair straighteners and tin foil. Oh and again he's not Alex.

2 Louise - her surprising weirdness/ creepiness has shocked me enough to convince me she's the best of a poor bunch to take runner up. It's was when she asked Jay if he had been on Crime Watch which swung it for me. Not intentionally funny. But, well funnier than ANYTHING the BB producers have contrived for Miss Pink Spraytan.

2 =joint 2nd Mark to get a prize - done more when he left than Alex has done in 9 weeks

1 Aaron - winner. See my other threads why.