[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by angus58

Ahh, what could have been tonight, if they had kept it a secret.

Jay is sitting on the loo, having a dump with the door open, trousers around his ankles, the rest of the HMS are in the kitchen.

Suddenly:
"This is Big Brother. The public have been voting all week and the 10th person to be evicted from the Big Brother House is..................................JAY!. "You have 30 seconds to say you're goodbyes".


Jay goes bright red with anger, jumps to his feet, poo running down his legs. He trips on his trousers, headbutts the toilet door, and skids on his poo to the stairs. The other HMs seem remarkably reluctant to give him a goodbye hug, as he stumbles up the stairs, reeking to high heaven, trying to pull his trousers up......

Angus, you are in a league of your own!!!


...... with Loobrush loving reaching out to touch his skids marks and whining.... "he's the most romantic person i've ever met Big Brovva.....know what I mean, nurmaaal , I adore him I do" *cue glimpse at camera, flicks fringe and pouts*