I don't know how long any relationship can last when the conversation is based on how much they adore each other.

It's fine Louise saying he could wipe his arse on her now, but a few months into a relationship, these are the kind of things that would start to grate on people.

[Cherry Christmas]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

I don't know how long any relationship can last when the conversation is based on how much they adore each other.

It's fine Louise saying he could wipe his arse on her now, but a few months into a relationship, these are the kind of things that would start to grate on people.

and where would it all end, would any soft furnishings in the home be safe, and what about the inlaws, its all very well but what if Jay decided to wipe his arse on Louise's Mum woolly hat...its a worry.

[Pyramid*]

Will it last on the outside..... never mind last, I don't think it will even get off the starting blocks. Not if we are talking of 'real romance'. Faux-mag deals for a while - romance perhaps, but never real.

As disgusting as Jay is: I really dont see him wanting a female who is as putrid and as sick as Louise is.

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by CherieB

and where would it all end, would any soft furnishings in the home be safe, and what about the inlaws, its all very well but what if Jay decided to wipe his arse on Louise's Mum woolly hat...its a worry.

[Kazelle]

Originally Posted by CherieB

but what if Jay decided to wipe his arse on Louise's Mum woolly hat...its a worry.

Oh the vision

Louise looking on spouting the usual "It's the most romantic thing anybody's ever done for meh"