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Old 16-11-2011, 11:53 AM #126
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Heard Locke wants to play the role of Puff Claus the first gay Father Christmas.. the story goes then he would only deliver presents to the gay children of the world and neglect the straight children ( he'd actually piss down there chimneys instead ) he was soon found out by Don Juan ( played by me ) and on Christmas eve 1856 he was thrown to his death from the rooftops by Don Juan and Don Juan became the guy we know as Father Christmas today
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Oh really? Well you couldn't even give me a child, you're not a real man.
Ladies please.

Stop your bitchfest in my thread, I am trying to cast an important production here, go find me some sheep.
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Oh yes, I should have gathered that, when you cheated on me with that grey, old pervert... the shame. =(
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Auditions for the three sheep and donkey will take place all afternoon, just do your best baaa/bray impressions in this thread, and I will pick the best, ahem!

4 roles up for grabs people, you will make it to Broadway after this,

And Jesus's Auntie Petula, I need someone for that.
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- have just invited Arista to audition for sheep/donkey -

toying with the idea of asking Claymores and Michael21 too
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Surely if they wanted parts, they would have seen the thread?
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Never fear, I will have a full cast by the end of the day.


Pyramids have no fear, you know that!! We are made of tougher stuff!! tee hee Been around for centuries (believe me, I know, I see that in the mirror every day!! ).
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..I would have auditioned...but one rejection a day is all I can take....
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I'm having difficulties getting into character. See, if I was God, and I don't doubt for a second that I am, I would have to be under a truckload of narcotics to even think of creating this sorry excuse for a cast

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Oh and Kate, dear, the temperature in my dressing room is far too cold, any chance of warming it up a bit, #Unabletoworkintheseconditions
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